How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and...– Theodor “Dr Seuss” Geisel on perseverance.
pootis-payface-here: I want Green Eggs and Ham to be made into a 3D animated film, that eventually gains an unexpected fanbase and so everyone on tumblr would literally be complaining, ‘I DO NOT LIKE THIS FANBASE SAM-I-AM, I WILL NOT WATCH GREEN EGGS AND HAM’
I hope rick santorum gets banned from club penguin for saying the n-word.
Rick Santorum calling the President the "n" word. →
golf-chang: thelasturinebender: nigga-moon: A FEW SECONDS AFTER 34:23 WOW OK Lol dawg, he was gonna say it…he was totally gonna say it. Trust me, as someone who says nigga a lot, that nigga was gonna say nigga BRRUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Green Eggs and DEAD: a Homestuck Storybook
woif asked: John Mccain vs Obama vs Bush in a death match. who wins.
woif: Why can I not hit publish on questions now. Who cares? Ask me questions instead.
Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is... →
woif: generalivan: Only answering stuff for about 15 minutes. Every hour is honesty hour for me. Sure. Let’s do this, honesty hour.
sheps' nsfw thing →
supersheps: because sometimes people just don’t wanna see the naughty stuff Sheps, you’re too young for nsfw stuff. I’m not even sure you’re old enough for tumblr. Maybe you should get an x-box or try books.
needlekind: okay you know that godawful joke that was funny when you were in third grade where the duck goes into the restaurant and when it comes time to pay the duck says “put it on my bill” HOW IS THIS DUCK SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR ITS EXPENSES Get it a credit card.
honest-spy: digitonicelectronic: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb and does not happen. Look, check it...
help us raise money in the name of furthering...
needlekind: cosmian: or: we want to see our boyfriend but there’s a dang ocean in the way. please help us overcome water and its wily cockblocking ways (reminder: skip long posts on your dash using the ‘j’ and ‘k’ keys) ok. right. this is a scary post to make for a few reasons, the main one being that speaking honestly? i am essentially a small child who is horribly confused by money. i am...
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The last gif with words is the last thing you will...
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everythingstuck: AS A TEENAGE TROLLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reuniclussexual: I wanna see a MLP:FiM and Homestuck crossover Then you should read my fanfiction. It’s called HetaliaGleeStuck: Friendship is Sonic Fan Characters.